O, Tannen-Bombed

Because the holidays were never meant to be “holly jolly” without a little emotional collateral damage.

Slip into the seasonal chaos with a candle that smells like your uncle’s questionable eggnog recipe collided headfirst with a dignified Frasier fir, then tried to smooth things over with vanilla and a shot of bourbon. This is Christmas cheer with a drinking problem—warm, cozy, and just one emotional misfire away from a family intervention.

Light it when:

• You’re decorating the tree and pretending you aren’t keeping score.

• You want the house to smell festive without actually inviting anyone over.

• You’re emotionally prepping for relatives who weaponize nostalgia.

In the Order of Wicksbane, we don’t chase “perfect holidays.” We chase honest ones—messy, warm, a little boozy, and absolutely human.

Go on. Strike the match.
Let the Tannen-Bomb go off.