Not So Silent Night

Because the only thing truly silent this season is the collective denial.

This candle is the olfactory equivalent of that moment on Christmas Eve when everything looks peaceful… but you know damn well the emotional avalanche is waiting in the wings. Notes of eggnog and vanilla lull you in with suspicious sweetness, only for Frasier fir and bayberry to whisper, “Hey, remember last year?” Then Christmas Hearth rolls in like the crackle of a fireplace that’s seen some things—and isn’t telling, but absolutely judging.

This is the scent of a holiday gathering where everyone is trying their best, failing a little, and passing the eggnog anyway.

Light it when:

• You want the room to feel festive without the expectation of behaving yourself.

• You're bracing for the annual family “discussion” no one asked for.

• You’d like your living space to smell like tradition… but with better boundaries.

In the Order of Wicksbane, silence is overrated. Authenticity, however—that’s the true holiday miracle.

Go ahead. Set the night on fire.
Let it be Not So Silent.